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    Feedback

    “HELP!” What’s wrong?! What’s wrong?! “Nothing, just wanted to capture your attention.” (Ducks to avoid flying saucepan to the FACE). Now that I have it, I wanted to say a MASSIVE thank you to everyone who has read this blog so far. I know I added a small postscript at the end of the last post but that didn’t do it justice. Been soul-searching a bit over the last couple of days as to the why, the how, the what, the who, the where, the what now… what am I saying… oh yeah that’s right, been soul searching for what’s truly important to me. You know it’s like in the great…

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    1 Million Followers

    It’s a sad day today interwebers! Sad because I bid farewell to a valued and respected work colleague. He’s off to chase his dream halfway across the world in London, Britannia doing “the London thing”. I’ve had long and inspiring conversations with him during many office hours about self-motivation, affirmations, business ideas and so much more. I’m not ashamed to admit he taught me more than I taught him. “What did he teach man, tell us!” “Patience patience, all good things come to those who…” “TELL US YOU FKER” “Ok, ok fine” He taught me the power of chasing big dreams. Prior to meeting him I was content with what…

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    $100 million? Yes please!

    Earlier yesterday was the much anticipated boxing bout between Conor “The Notorious” McGregor and “Pretty Boy” Floyd “Money” Mayweather. The fight lived up to expectations and the favourite Mayweather triumphed via TKO in the 10th. And I couldn’t care less. Don’t get me wrong, I can understand the hype and hysteria this fight had – two flamboyant champions, both masters at selling themselves to the baying public with social media in overdrive at the mere thought of these two touching gloves (think Frodo and the ring against the fires of Mount Doom – except Frodo was an Irish brawler who requires English subtitles and Mount Doom was a big black…

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    Cmon Man, Focus!

    It’s me again! You know I was only supposed to be editing and trying to make the website look better for you guys tonight but I kept on being distracted, chiefly because I really want to re-watch The Good, the Bad and the Ugly later and couldn’t concentrate properly on actually editing and making the website look better for you guys. Just the thought of spending 177 delicious minutes with Eastwood, Van Cleef and the Latino Santa Claus Eli Wallach got me all hot and bothered inside (I turned the heater down and felt better). This lack of focus meant that I kept on procrastinating and watching random videos of…

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    Oh Ba Dear

    Oh Ba Dear as my friend Mycall would say, not at all how I planned this would go, no not at all. Why do I say that? Well this blog was supposed to be anonymous and a means for me to reach out to the world in the comfort of my own personal space, hiding behind the veil of anonymity of the interwebs and laughing out loud at the folly of humankind (you mean you play Pokemon Go because it makes you move your legs? Sheeet, I thought walking does that too). This lasted a whole 2 days before I was found out like a leper and had my identity…